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I've laughed way too hard at someone's joke just because they were hot.

I've practiced my laugh because I once heard a recording of it.

I've written a long reply, deleted it, and just sent "haha" instead.

I've hidden in a supermarket aisle to avoid someone I know.

I get way braver at flirting after midnight.

I check if a restaurant has a menu online before going, so I don't panic ordering.

I've said "you too" when a waiter told me to enjoy my meal, and I still think about it.

I've replied "haha" to something that wasn't funny at all just to end the conversation.

I keep a mental list of things I'll say if I ever bump into someone from school.

I walk faster when someone is behind me on the stairs so I don't make them wait.

I've pretended to be on the phone so I didn't have to say hi to someone.

I rehearse ordinary phone calls in my head for ten minutes before I make them.

When someone says my name in a crowd, I assume I'm in trouble before I even turn around.

I pretend to text someone when I'm standing alone at a party.

I laugh at jokes I didn't hear because asking someone to repeat themselves feels worse.